garashirs:

garashirs:

the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be

(Source: hexglyphs, via cookie-sheet-toboggan)

5ummit:

me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good

(via quarterinthequeerjar)

pilotnextdoor:

You gotta find someone that matches your goofy

(via lesbianspacepilot)

boobs-and-blondes:

Make ur girl so happy that people ask why she seems happier

(Source: snacksnslaps, via totallylesbians)

coral:

“Is there no way out of the mind?”

— Sylvia Plath (via coral)

(via when-youcant-sleepat-night)